Clay Newton's quick bio: Clay Newton is an artist and designer, raised in the wine country's illustrious Napa proper. After spending three years as an apprentice of sorts at Richard Carter Studio, working at the French Laundry (pre- & post- Thomas Keller) and Trefethen Vineyards, he jumped the hills for Davis to attend the University, majoring in Art Studio with a minor in Sociology. His first kid, ZZ Anne Newton, was born in November 2005. Clay's technology career started in the bowels of the UC Davis IDEA Lab, where he studied under Randal Packer, Lynn Hershman, and Jon Winet. Jon later became one of Clay's close friends and collegues. In 1998, Clay started working for Eve.com which was really his indoctrination into the fast and furious dotcom mentality. When crumbled under the weight of idealab!, Clay was lucky enough to be able to cash into a house in yet another less-than-illustrious locale: Richmond (as of this writing in 2005, Richmond is the 11th most dangerous city in the US -- oooo scarey!) From Eve, Clay moved on to iEngineer which morphed into Assentive Solutions. When Assentive died a fiery death, Clay bounced over to Virage (2 hr commute hell.) After the third round of layoffs in 9 months, he shifted gears to Navis which tried to devour his soul but only took away a portion of his liver. In 2005, he joined Bank of America as a VP of Interaction Design. In the summer of 2006, Clay moved back to Napa and now telecommutes all the time.
White Screen of Death
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
  Emoticons I would like to see...
Is there a black heart emoticon?

Is there a worm-filled skull emoticon?

Is their a vial of poison emoticon?

Is there a noose emoticon?

Is their a fucking nukular bommmmmmmm emoticon??

What about an emoticon that was like a voodoo doll and would hurt the person you are thinking of?

What about an emoticon that would cause people to develop gangrene on their nose?

What if you had an emoticon that would make someone's heart come out of their ear?

What if you had an emoticon that would take somone's soul, and put it into a turd blossom so it would just waft away

What about an emoticon that would erase someone's eyes?

What about! an emoticon that would turn you into david lynch's underwear?

What about an emoticon that would cause slugs to climb out of someone's socks?

What about an emoticon that would make the feeling of a buboe popping happen in your foe's armpit?

What about an emoticon that would make someone have morning breath for ever?

What about an emoticon that made your great grandmother want to make out with you?

What about an emoticon that would make god think you were a loser?

HMMMM... What about an emoticon that caused the Big Bang to initiate under your left big toe?
 
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