Clay Newton's quick bio: Clay Newton is an artist and designer, raised in the wine country's illustrious Napa proper. After spending three years as an apprentice of sorts at Richard Carter Studio, working at the French Laundry (pre- & post- Thomas Keller) and Trefethen Vineyards, he jumped the hills for Davis to attend the University, majoring in Art Studio with a minor in Sociology. His first kid, ZZ Anne Newton, was born in November 2005. Clay's technology career started in the bowels of the UC Davis IDEA Lab, where he studied under Randal Packer, Lynn Hershman, and Jon Winet. Jon later became one of Clay's close friends and collegues. In 1998, Clay started working for Eve.com which was really his indoctrination into the fast and furious dotcom mentality. When crumbled under the weight of idealab!, Clay was lucky enough to be able to cash into a house in yet another less-than-illustrious locale: Richmond (as of this writing in 2005, Richmond is the 11th most dangerous city in the US -- oooo scarey!) From Eve, Clay moved on to iEngineer which morphed into Assentive Solutions. When Assentive died a fiery death, Clay bounced over to Virage (2 hr commute hell.) After the third round of layoffs in 9 months, he shifted gears to Navis which tried to devour his soul but only took away a portion of his liver. In 2005, he joined Bank of America as a VP of Interaction Design. In the summer of 2006, Clay moved back to Napa and now telecommutes all the time.
White Screen of Death
Thursday, March 30, 2006
  TLA of the Day: PMP
The Problem Management Process (PMP) is the bank’s standard process enabling maximum system availability by decreasing outage duration and preventing problems from re-occurring.
 
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
  TLA of the Day: TCOE
NOTE: It is not a TLA, I know, but TLA sounds better to me than FLA...

TCOE is my company's QA group. For the longest time, I thought that TCOE was one of the internal networks and — like WEAS or OOS or TR or TEE — but it turns out I was wrong. TCOE stands for Testing Center of Excellence. Need I say more?
 
Friday, March 24, 2006
  YALATLAotD: UPMC
Yet Another Lame Ass TLA of the Day: UPMC.

AKA: UltraMobile PC

AKA: Origami

Smaller than a notebook bigger than a PDA.
 
  TLA of the Day: GUT
GUT: Gimp Using Tard

E.g., the fools who designed the visual treatment for AjaxWrite.

Typically a pastey skinned, relatively highnumbered slashdotter running WINE.
 
Thursday, March 23, 2006
  AjaxWrite or Ajax...riiiight?
Big no-no number one: Never user a really stupid buzzword as the basis for your name.

I was checking out AjaxWrite earlier today after I got smacked by all the slashdot action, and I couldn't help but yawn. Hello. There is the now mega-famed Google-baby Writely ... there is 37signals' Writeboard. That's about all we need. I certainly don't need something that doesn't allow collaboration. At least doesn't seem to. And to top it all off, I hate Word. Why would I want a poor internet only ripoff with really bad graphics.

OK, so the graphics suck and all. But wait, there is going to be more — and weekly. I am certainly going to stay tuned!
 
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
  Valleywag has an idealab! tag ...
Things still are not going too well for Mr Bill.

Tune in for details and snarky commentary.
 
Sunday, March 05, 2006
  Time to be disturbed.
I think this may be the most dis­turb­ing video I have seen in a LONG time: 10 police SWAT officers Vrs 1 Naked Guy.
10 police SWAT officers Armed with Gas,Pepper Spray and Guns are Called to Take down one Naked Guy at a Prison.
 
  An enigmatic moment...
The Answer
 
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
  The most important diss of all time


This thing rocks my world. Why? Because it takes such a smart, disciplined organization to embrace clean, sparse design.
 
the junk drawer since 1999.

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